1 00:00:36,637 --> 00:00:38,037 I just don't understand. 2 00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:40,730 I've been to Hell and back... 3 00:00:41,441 --> 00:00:42,500 to that. 4 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,675 Everyone's dead. 5 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:47,672 I don't get it. What was the point? 6 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:51,110 Unless... 7 00:00:51,184 --> 00:00:52,914 Unless going to Hell is what saves me. 8 00:00:54,187 --> 00:00:56,349 If it hadn't been for Hell, I'd be dead now, too. 9 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:58,350 Which means... 10 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,819 It means God wants me alive. 11 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,395 Yeah. 12 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:03,696 Of course, I'm... 13 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,191 part of a plan... 14 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,231 a bigger purpose that God has in mind for me. 15 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,037 Something... 16 00:01:11,305 --> 00:01:13,465 something he is going to reveal when the time is right. 17 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:15,408 I get it now. 18 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:18,603 My story is just beginning. 19 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:21,781 Here's a story. 20 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:25,944 When I was four, my mom shot my dad for stabbing her. 21 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,621 They both died. Went to live with my aunt. 22 00:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,549 Her meth cook blew. She died. 23 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:35,161 Went to stay with my grandma. 24 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,390 She was church-y, like you, 25 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:39,763 but she didn't try to trick me or hit me with hand tools. 26 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:42,563 She was chill. 27 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:45,662 But she choked on a peach pit during breakfast, 28 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:48,071 turned purple, puffy. 29 00:01:48,809 --> 00:01:49,902 She died. 30 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,103 The end. 31 00:01:58,352 --> 00:01:59,581 At least you survived, right? 32 00:02:00,821 --> 00:02:01,821 That's good. 33 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:04,267 Maybe you write a book about it? 34 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,919 Dude, you in an orphanage. 35 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:10,431 You're ugly, you're crazy, and I think you might be stupid, too. 36 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,564 This is the end of the line. 37 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,192 Your story ends here. 38 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:18,436 Root, Eugene. You've been adopted. 39 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:29,473 Eugene, there's someone here to see you. 40 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,164 Who are you? 41 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,665 This is your new foster parent. 42 00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,140 Just a little paperwork, and then you both can be on your way. 43 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,811 Um, sir? About that paperwork? 44 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,284 Lucky son of a bitch. 45 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,662 You're not actually adopting me... are you? 46 00:03:20,300 --> 00:03:21,495 You're taking me back. 47 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:24,414 That doesn't make any sense. Why would God bring me back here? 48 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:25,438 I don't get it. 49 00:03:27,741 --> 00:03:29,403 God ain't got nothin' to do with it. 50 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:32,138 Do you understand? 51 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:34,104 No. 52 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,415 I don't. 53 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,350 God's got something to do with everything. 54 00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:45,168 Can you put me down, please? 55 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:47,491 You're... you're pulling on my chest hairs. 56 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:03,375 So... 57 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,269 we're walking back? 58 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,254 Got to make a stop first. 59 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,385 Take all the stops you need. 60 00:04:15,722 --> 00:04:17,213 Let's see where this story takes us! 61 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,587 It takes us to Hell. 62 00:05:07,440 --> 00:05:09,875 I am Eccarius. 63 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:15,176 Welcome to Les Enfants du Sang. Mmm. 64 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,217 Children of Blood. 65 00:05:17,284 --> 00:05:19,150 I know. I know. You keep saying it. 66 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:20,845 My God. 67 00:05:21,588 --> 00:05:22,886 Oh, me arse. 68 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:27,521 - What the hell do you want? - Your, um, clothes. 69 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,122 He means to wash them. 70 00:05:29,596 --> 00:05:31,997 - They're quite filthy. - Oh, yeah. Right. 71 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:34,400 Yeah, I'm gonna strip for you 72 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,902 right after I let you make-believers paint my fingernails. 73 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:40,407 Will you just stop it? Dude, stop with the piano, all right? 74 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,271 Thank you so much. 75 00:05:48,715 --> 00:05:50,843 So, you lot, you all want to be vampires, huh? 76 00:05:51,284 --> 00:05:52,445 More than anything. 77 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,714 Mmm. Yeah, right. 78 00:05:55,755 --> 00:05:57,815 You all want to be hated, spat on, 79 00:05:57,891 --> 00:05:59,621 chased down by assholes, 80 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,559 have everyone you ever loved or cared about... 81 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:02,926 They get old, they just die, 82 00:06:02,996 --> 00:06:04,760 and leave you on your own, you know? 83 00:06:04,831 --> 00:06:06,231 You get so bloody bored, 84 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:09,497 you drink engine coolant just to feel something new, all right? 85 00:06:10,337 --> 00:06:12,577 Is that what you want, you bunch of bloody posers, is it? 86 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,499 You have us wrong. 87 00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,641 This is a collection of men and women 88 00:06:17,711 --> 00:06:22,342 dedicated to protecting the Ways Of the Night. 89 00:06:22,415 --> 00:06:25,852 I am their Lord. 90 00:06:26,419 --> 00:06:28,251 They are my Children. 91 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,246 I'm no poseur. 92 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,324 Oh. No, it's not poseur, like that. 93 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,737 It's poser, isn't it? 94 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:35,872 - And... - Kevin? 95 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:41,532 Memaw, not now! We're busy! 96 00:06:41,601 --> 00:06:43,001 Sorry. 97 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,662 Didn't know you had guests. 98 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,871 Jesus Christ, you guys are lame. 99 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,638 I'm leaving. It's a "no," friend. 100 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:54,374 "Anything that's new"? Is that what you say you seek? 101 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,150 I bet I could show you something. 102 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,448 I bet you couldn't show me a single thing 103 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,250 I haven't already seen a hundred times. 104 00:07:03,623 --> 00:07:04,852 Ever seen this? 105 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:19,629 Mmm. 106 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:26,446 See, brother? I'm no poser. 107 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,606 Mmm. 108 00:08:17,530 --> 00:08:20,364 This is happenin', kid. Ain't nothin' you can do. 109 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:23,160 And she brought it on herself, Lil' Jesse. 110 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,535 Now, I gave her some of my special number 111 00:08:25,605 --> 00:08:27,073 to make it as painless as possible, 112 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,140 but the fact remains, she tried to kill Miss Marie. 113 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,236 That's because Sabina told her to, you assholes. 114 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:33,610 She's the one to be mad at. 115 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:36,811 How long they got? 116 00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:40,376 Her heart, it hurt bad. Without her medicine? 117 00:08:41,087 --> 00:08:42,316 Less than a day. 118 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:48,388 Let me ask you a question. 119 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,956 You want to buy Gran'ma some time by feedin' her one soul? 120 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:55,967 Or you want to save her god-damned life with a bunch of 'em? 121 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:58,736 'Cause if you want to save her, 122 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,171 we need to rob a bank. 123 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:05,744 You're talking about Sabina's bank. The one she keep all her souls in. 124 00:09:05,812 --> 00:09:08,304 Got security up the yin yang. We tried it before. 125 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,043 I'm sure you have. 126 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,812 But you didn't have Tulip before, did you? 127 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:15,119 Lil' Jesse's got a plan. 128 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,746 We're listenin'. 129 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:21,560 Well, the first thing I think we need to do is kill them both. 130 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,326 Tulip and Gran'ma, 131 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,390 we kill them, and we bury them. 132 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:29,694 I don't get it. 133 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,403 I do. 134 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,777 God moves in a mysterious way. 135 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,271 His wonders to perform. 136 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,446 He plants his footsteps in the sea, 137 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,415 and rides upon the storm. Amen. 138 00:09:51,858 --> 00:09:52,985 Amen. 139 00:10:03,736 --> 00:10:05,432 Looks like his girlfriend took your advice. 140 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:06,765 They're both dead. 141 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:16,248 Such a beautiful service. 142 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:19,076 Was he the only one who cried? 143 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,054 Third time you've died, Tulip. I'm all out of tears. 144 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,123 Still. 145 00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:29,922 Hey, I was thinkin', 146 00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,629 remember that job we did in Las Cruces? 147 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:33,928 Mmm-hmm. 148 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,302 Remember this? 149 00:10:44,911 --> 00:10:46,777 Hell yes, I remember that. 150 00:10:50,183 --> 00:10:52,175 All right, bitches, clock's ticking. 151 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,611 Let's go steal some shit. 152 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:32,388 $100, $200, $300, $400, $500, $600, $700. 153 00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,044 Phew! 154 00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,052 That's a lot of security. 155 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,518 We're a small-town bank, 156 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:04,683 but our customers sleep better knowing their valuables are secure. 157 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,754 Well, they must be sleepin' great. 158 00:12:07,093 --> 00:12:09,255 Let me just open your new box. 159 00:12:09,762 --> 00:12:12,197 Oh, I seen one of them before. You just put your... 160 00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:19,096 Tongue across it. 161 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,665 We upgraded the old system. New Asian technology. 162 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:26,270 Each safety deposit box can only be opened by its owner's saliva. 163 00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:27,370 Cool, huh? 164 00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,942 Really cool. 165 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,920 Well, thank you for your time, Carter. 166 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:36,252 Anything else we can help you with, Ms. Pomerantz? 167 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,216 No, I don't... 168 00:12:39,826 --> 00:12:40,919 My glasses. 169 00:12:47,066 --> 00:12:50,161 Oh, one more thing. Um, what time do you close? 170 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,260 05:00 sharp. 171 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,573 Well, okay, then. 172 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,711 Any word yet on the vampire? 173 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,577 Still searching, sir. 174 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:04,482 How hard can it be to find an Irish demon 175 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,611 carted off by a hooting pack of cape-wearing nobodies? 176 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:09,586 Well, it is New Orleans, sir. 177 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,853 I seek power, Hoover. 178 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:16,020 Untrammeled authority to force this disordered world to its knees 179 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:18,326 so it may weep and grovel at my jackboot. 180 00:13:18,398 --> 00:13:19,398 Great. 181 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:23,869 In order to amass this power, I need to squeeze Jesse Custer. 182 00:13:23,936 --> 00:13:27,429 In order to achieve that squeezing, I need leverage. 183 00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:31,603 In order to gain said leverage, I need to... 184 00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:38,207 Find the vampire. Yes. 185 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,695 I'll reach out to my police contacts. 186 00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:43,713 We can't use the usual channels. Allfather is watching us. 187 00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,520 He has eyes and ears everywhere. 188 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,654 He seems more fat than scary. 189 00:13:47,727 --> 00:13:50,925 Don't be fooled. The Allfather is a cold killer. 190 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:55,901 He makes me look like a conscientious objector. 191 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:59,496 Do you know what I saw him do once to a man who displeased him? 192 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,505 No! No! 193 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:08,840 You have transgressed, brother. 194 00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:16,683 And that was for touching the Allfather's Hot Pocket. 195 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,449 We are plotting a coup. 196 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:21,858 Imagine what he'd do to us. 197 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,523 I'm relying on you, Hoover. 198 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,857 What is taking so long? 199 00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:30,229 Oh. 200 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,099 Forgot to push the button. 201 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:38,338 Tonight, we perform our blood ceremony. 202 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:40,938 Jesus. 203 00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:44,506 Who's prepared to lie back and take flight? 204 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,554 Deng, my child. 205 00:14:53,025 --> 00:14:54,084 Are you ready? 206 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,388 I think so, my Lord. 207 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,761 You are. 208 00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:08,868 Until tonight. 209 00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,441 Mrs. Rosen doesn't allow smoking down here. 210 00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,018 Who the hell's Mrs. Rosen? 211 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:25,149 Kevin's grandmother. A lovely woman. Terrific cook. 212 00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,556 She also provides cover 213 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,527 - in case of interlopers. - Oh. 214 00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:31,234 Must be beating back the interlopers with a stick around here, huh? 215 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,710 Will you join us for tonight's ceremony? I think you'll enjoy it. 216 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,329 I'd love to, but I got a date with Bourbon Street. 217 00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:38,666 Thanks for the fluff and fold. 218 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:39,738 That's a pity. 219 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,909 I've waited such a long time to meet someone like 220 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,076 me. 221 00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,279 - Can I ask you a couple of questions? - Of course. 222 00:15:48,714 --> 00:15:50,410 You're like royalty, right? 223 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,648 I am the Ninth Earl of Saxon-On-Thames. 224 00:15:53,719 --> 00:15:55,745 Right. And you speak like, what, like eight... 225 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:57,702 - Eight languages or something? - Mmm. Nineteen. 226 00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,817 Nineteen. You play classical music? 227 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,952 On my harp. Bach Sonatas, mainly. 228 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,395 And you enjoy taking molly caps and going to strip clubs? 229 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,932 - Well, I wouldn't... - Listen. 230 00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:08,126 You and I are nothing alike, mate. 231 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,399 Ah, but we are. Ancient ones, both. 232 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,464 Night Wraiths. Travelers of the Last Dawn. 233 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:16,773 You're a bloody joke, is what you are! 234 00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,277 You're a cliché, mate. 235 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,422 Bloody "Night Wraith." Please. You're just a vampire! 236 00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,711 Of course. What's wrong with that? 237 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,308 What's wrong with it is being a vampire sucks, all right? 238 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,215 - Does it, now? - Yes. 239 00:16:28,754 --> 00:16:30,279 Perhaps you've been doing it wrong. 240 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:37,160 Three guards. Glocks. Vault guy's got an 870 shotgun. 241 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,257 Dozen CCTVs, six fixed, six sweeping. 242 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:44,600 Manager keys his safe door, then hits a 14-bit keypad. 243 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,198 In other words? 244 00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:50,065 Piece of cake. 245 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,813 Seven-minute response time. 246 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,617 That enough time? 247 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,153 Wish it were more. 248 00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:11,728 We can buy you some. 249 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:15,663 Okay. 250 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:19,103 It means you got until 05:00 to get us some spit. 251 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,144 Good morning, sir. 252 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,118 There goes my morning erection. Messages? 253 00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,011 Xi Jinping, Robert Mueller, Meghan Markle... 254 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:37,488 - Is that shit? - Yes, sir. 255 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:40,152 - His own? - Yes, for the most part. 256 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,687 He's on time-out before his ballroom dancing lesson. 257 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:46,358 Durando's hosing him down as we speak. Love the new hat, sir. 258 00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:48,190 Very... 259 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,462 Cabaret. 260 00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,434 I was thinking the same thing, the Liza Minnelli role. 261 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,599 I need to be alone. 262 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,845 Uh, sir, one last thing... 263 00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:12,384 Thrice blessed, O Starr. 264 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,936 I heard about your loss. 265 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:29,641 Sorry. 266 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:31,876 Thanks. 267 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:36,245 I also heard you were down here beating up guys for no good reason. 268 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:39,685 My girlfriend killed my gran'ma, and now she's dead, too. 269 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,516 Seemed like reason enough for me. 270 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:46,250 You didn't want me to come here? Draw me out? 271 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,220 Well, if you did, it worked. 272 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,494 Here I am, me and my friends. 273 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,868 What would I want with you and your friends? 274 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,268 Oh, I don't know. 275 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,700 Maybe you figured I had something to do with it? 276 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,012 If I figured you had something to do with Tulip's death... 277 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,587 I would spit in your face and break your neck 278 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:18,318 before any of your "friends" could take two steps across the room. 279 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,620 Hmm. 280 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:27,100 You didn't do anything. I screwed up. 281 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,529 You're damn right. 282 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,228 From the moment you walked out on me, 283 00:19:32,304 --> 00:19:33,897 from the moment you killed my brother. 284 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,135 Oh, give me a break from that bullshit. 285 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:39,178 I don't like what happened to Kenny. 286 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,844 - It was self-defense, and you know it. - You killed him. 287 00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:44,981 And you liked it plenty. 288 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:49,855 You're a goddamn murderer. I should spit in your face. 289 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,216 Well, go on, then. 290 00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:56,424 Spit in my face, you bitch. 291 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,598 Then we can call it even. 292 00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,167 I'll spit on your grave. 293 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,773 Nothing to live for, anyway. 294 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,176 So that's a date. 295 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,530 You know, sometimes I think about when we were kids. 296 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,557 I liked you so much. 297 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:38,763 I liked you, too. 298 00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:45,501 I mean, you were the first boy that took me shoplifting on a date. 299 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,275 You were the first girl to play me Johnny Cash. 300 00:20:48,347 --> 00:20:51,579 - That's right. Man in Black. - Mmm-hmm. 301 00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:52,948 Mmm-hmm. 302 00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:01,052 Can I ask you a question? Do you promise to tell me the truth? 303 00:21:02,828 --> 00:21:05,627 Would it make me the worst person in the world... 304 00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:10,467 if I kissed you on the day I buried my girlfriend? 305 00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:13,772 Yeah. 306 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,067 It would. 307 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,109 Well, that took forever. 308 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:32,650 Worth it, though, right? 309 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,562 The plan was for her to spit in your face. 310 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:39,397 Yeah. Well, I had to improvise. 311 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,561 Well, lucky you just happened to bring along your tongue scraper, huh? 312 00:21:43,869 --> 00:21:45,701 Yeah, that's real lucky. 313 00:21:47,439 --> 00:21:48,566 It'll still work, right? 314 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,371 Yeah, probably. 315 00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:53,283 All right, then. Quit complainin' and let's go. 316 00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:04,618 You need me for this? 317 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,620 Not really. 318 00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:10,128 I usually do a little better with some privacy. 319 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,159 What're you gonna do? 320 00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,200 Somethin' for Miss Marie. 321 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,469 All units, a man just walked into a petting zoo. 322 00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:40,502 Dispatch, we are responding to a bank robbery. 323 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:43,246 - Who cares if some guy walks into... - Listen to me, Bill. It's T.C. 324 00:23:38,517 --> 00:23:40,577 Welcome, Allfather. 325 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,896 I wasn't expecting you. 326 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:57,764 But we are honored to have you here in New Orleans. 327 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,607 Have you sampled the local cuisine? 328 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:08,338 Perhaps, you find it a little light for your liking? 329 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:09,908 Not enough, um... 330 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,011 Not enough sauces? 331 00:24:14,119 --> 00:24:17,021 Your head looks like a penis, Starr. 332 00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:19,417 Yes. I... 333 00:24:22,895 --> 00:24:24,124 Work injury. 334 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:30,192 Do you know the symbol for the Crusaders of Jerusalem? 335 00:24:30,736 --> 00:24:33,900 Um, sword? Lance, perhaps? 336 00:24:34,740 --> 00:24:36,003 His spurs. 337 00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:39,470 Of course. I knew it was something 338 00:24:40,112 --> 00:24:41,112 metal. 339 00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:44,446 The horse, you see, was the greatest asset a knight had, 340 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,750 the thing which he entrusted his life with. 341 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:51,518 So if his horse ever stumbled and fell, well... 342 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:56,521 That was a very sad day. 343 00:24:58,297 --> 00:24:59,595 I can imagine. 344 00:24:59,665 --> 00:25:04,603 The knight couldn't just shoot his steed in the head and be done with it. 345 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,198 That would lack the requisite ceremony. 346 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:14,075 The noblest, most God-fearing Crusader 347 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:19,150 had no choice but to eat his horse. 348 00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,358 We have much to discuss, Herr Starr. 349 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:35,327 But first 350 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:37,392 we eat. 351 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:13,397 See? 352 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,464 Powers you didn't even know existed. 353 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,304 There's... All right. 354 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,137 There's other ways of getting high, you know. 355 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:22,471 Come on. 356 00:26:26,785 --> 00:26:27,912 Another ginger ale? 357 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:29,815 Perhaps later. 358 00:26:29,888 --> 00:26:31,618 Yeah. Pace yourself. 359 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:34,869 So, how do you get laid, man? 360 00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:37,328 You're like a weird, more boring George Washington. 361 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,396 I do all right. 362 00:26:38,464 --> 00:26:41,434 Oh, yeah, I forgot about your "children," with the pretend teeth. 363 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,661 Very sexy, indeed. 364 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:44,359 I'll tell you what. 365 00:26:44,436 --> 00:26:46,676 Let me show you how it goes in the real world, all right? 366 00:26:49,074 --> 00:26:50,667 Sorry. Sorry to bother you. 367 00:26:50,742 --> 00:26:52,870 I just saw you from across... 368 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,346 All right, then. 369 00:26:56,982 --> 00:26:58,093 All right. It's a bad example. 370 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,450 She's here with her dad. Let me just... 371 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,748 Attractive woman, 372 00:27:04,690 --> 00:27:06,215 come to me. 373 00:27:10,596 --> 00:27:12,656 What! Oh, come on. 374 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:17,226 No. 375 00:27:24,676 --> 00:27:26,508 All right. I'm impressed by it. 376 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,009 I'm impressed by it, for Christ's sake. 377 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,785 Oh, my God! 378 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,322 - Pervert! - What? 379 00:27:39,391 --> 00:27:41,155 - Come on, Dad. - That's amazing! 380 00:27:41,927 --> 00:27:44,419 What about that? Invisibility. 381 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,623 Unbelievable. 382 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:50,294 Don't be foolish. No one can turn invisible. 383 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,664 That's bloody cool. 384 00:27:56,542 --> 00:27:59,171 Well, thank you very much for a pleasant evening. 385 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:02,180 Feel free to look me up again. 386 00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:05,006 All right. 387 00:28:09,288 --> 00:28:11,189 All right, all right. I give. I give. 388 00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:14,049 Sorry? 389 00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,104 All that in there, with the powers and that... 390 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,187 How were you doing that? 391 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:23,763 Tonight, we accept another into our inner sanctum... 392 00:28:25,504 --> 00:28:29,600 A blessing many covet, but few possess. 393 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:32,303 Do you trust me? 394 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,240 I do. 395 00:28:34,313 --> 00:28:36,680 Do you choose this freely? 396 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:38,349 I do. 397 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,915 Will you forsake the sunlit world 398 00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:45,756 and surrender to our dark and scarlet urging? 399 00:28:46,425 --> 00:28:48,587 I do, my Lord. I will. 400 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:07,138 Rise, my son. 401 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:14,113 How do you feel? 402 00:29:14,953 --> 00:29:17,445 Awesome! 403 00:29:24,529 --> 00:29:25,963 My turn next, right? 404 00:29:27,733 --> 00:29:28,757 So, what did you think? 405 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:31,963 What do I think? That's your secret sauce? 406 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,000 The blood of morons, mate? 407 00:29:34,072 --> 00:29:36,184 You're damning them so you can just flit about in the sky 408 00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,870 and turn into a cat for laughs? 409 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,969 I'm gonna tear yer bleedin' head off, you... 410 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,694 Did you feel damned as you flew among the stars tonight? 411 00:29:57,763 --> 00:30:00,028 Look. Turning people, it's wrong. 412 00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,430 Trust me. I know about it. 413 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:03,544 And this person that you brought through or "turned," 414 00:30:03,568 --> 00:30:05,730 as you put it, were they a good person? 415 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,898 He was my son. All right? 416 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:11,239 And was he a good person? 417 00:30:12,177 --> 00:30:13,821 All right. Actually, he was a bit of a dick. 418 00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:14,904 - Yeah. - Yeah. 419 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:17,973 Each of the people that I select is not only a willing participant, 420 00:30:18,050 --> 00:30:21,384 but a good person, willing to honor and protect our traditions. 421 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,285 All right, all right. You know what? 422 00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:25,654 Fair enough. It's just not my cup of tea. 423 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,249 I don't like it, all right? 424 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:29,620 All right. 425 00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,228 No, don't go. 426 00:30:32,297 --> 00:30:33,508 There's more than what you've seen so far. 427 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:34,942 There's things that I want to share with you. 428 00:30:34,966 --> 00:30:37,367 Why? Why do you need me? 429 00:30:37,436 --> 00:30:40,531 You've got this thing going on here, and it's clearly working out for you. 430 00:30:40,605 --> 00:30:42,437 What do you need me for, for Christ's sake? 431 00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,339 I was looking for a friend. 432 00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,205 Aren't you? 433 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,878 No, I got enough friends, all right? 434 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:21,506 Hurry up, Lil' Jesse. 435 00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:27,646 Here you go, Miss Marie. 436 00:31:28,520 --> 00:31:29,579 Here's your medicine. 437 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,389 There's not many. 438 00:31:32,124 --> 00:31:35,117 It's enough for now. Keep you two alive. 439 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,257 Here it is. Here it is. There you go. 440 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:41,494 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 441 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:42,566 Okay, come on. 442 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:46,537 Okay, here's another one. Oh, yeah. 443 00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,860 When I'm in my head 444 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,296 Down on the ground 445 00:32:18,003 --> 00:32:19,869 I listen to 446 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:25,066 The long droning sound of sinners a-plenty 447 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:26,907 Our pain runs deep 448 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:33,583 Deeper than oceans, deeper than sleep 449 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:46,931 Hello? 450 00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:49,259 Cass? 451 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:51,769 Hi. 452 00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:53,737 Hi. 453 00:32:54,506 --> 00:32:55,633 How are you? 454 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,674 I'm doin' all right, you know? 455 00:32:58,610 --> 00:32:59,942 Good. Well, that's good. 456 00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:01,472 Um... 457 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:06,050 How's New Orleans? 458 00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:07,745 New Orleans is New Orleans, you know? 459 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:08,843 Yeah. 460 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,920 Well... 461 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:15,522 Man, it's been crazy here. I mean, it's all kicked off. 462 00:33:16,294 --> 00:33:19,958 We got in this big fight, uh, with Jody and T.C., 463 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,624 and, uh, it was huge. 464 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:22,759 I mean, it was... 465 00:33:23,969 --> 00:33:26,768 Well, anyway, I won, obviously. No problem. 466 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:28,940 But Jesse, he, uh... 467 00:33:30,475 --> 00:33:33,604 He went and got himself stuck in an underwater coffin. 468 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:36,642 He got out eventually, you know, so don't worry. 469 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:39,874 So, that's good. 470 00:33:41,152 --> 00:33:42,347 I killed Gran'ma! 471 00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:45,517 I mean, I really, actually did kill her. I mean, she was dead. 472 00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:47,184 And then, she got better, 473 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:48,853 unfortunately. 474 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:52,027 Mmm... What else? 475 00:33:54,666 --> 00:33:55,827 Cut my hair. 476 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,973 Oh, we robbed a bank with some spit. Can you believe you can do that now? 477 00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,435 So, yeah... 478 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:09,807 Pretty crazy. 479 00:34:13,418 --> 00:34:17,685 - Are you still there, Cass? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm still here. 480 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,224 - Yeah. - What are you doing? 481 00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,091 Lots of things, actually. Um... 482 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:25,120 - Yep. - You're in a crack house, aren't you? 483 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,196 No. 484 00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:28,360 It's not a house. 485 00:34:30,535 --> 00:34:31,867 You know what? 486 00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:37,672 You might be bored and lonely and feeling sorry for your sorry ass, 487 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,041 but you've got to wise up and cut the crap 488 00:34:40,111 --> 00:34:42,171 because when we get out of here, which we will do, 489 00:34:42,714 --> 00:34:44,314 me and Jesse, we're gonna come find you, 490 00:34:44,382 --> 00:34:46,010 and we're gonna hit the road again, okay? 491 00:34:46,084 --> 00:34:47,108 So, you better just... 492 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:49,716 Just hang in there and stay alive, okay? 493 00:34:51,289 --> 00:34:52,289 Tulip? 494 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,091 Yeah? 495 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:58,059 I've been alive 119 years now. 496 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:02,559 The you and Jesses of this world, I've gone through thousands of 'em. 497 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,900 And I'll go through thousands more. 498 00:35:08,506 --> 00:35:10,338 I don't "hang in" for people. 499 00:35:14,312 --> 00:35:15,439 I move on. 500 00:35:34,265 --> 00:35:35,265 Thank you. 501 00:35:36,368 --> 00:35:37,927 I'm glad you're feeling better. 502 00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,232 For your girl's sake, I'm sure you are. 503 00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:45,705 I mean, these two featherbrains 504 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:49,612 have been tryin' to bust into Sabina's bank for years, 505 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:52,173 and they never got past the teller booth. 506 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:54,286 That's true. 507 00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:58,514 Tulip still on the phone? 508 00:36:01,626 --> 00:36:02,650 Nope. 509 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,464 That girl of yours is clever. 510 00:36:05,797 --> 00:36:06,797 Yeah. 511 00:36:06,865 --> 00:36:11,098 About banks. In other things? Less so. 512 00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:13,900 - Like tryin' to kill Miss Marie. - Mmm. 513 00:36:13,972 --> 00:36:15,133 Not so clever. 514 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,302 Mmm-mmm. 515 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,469 Mischief and mayhem, Jesse. 516 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:23,012 Insolence since the day you both arrived. 517 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,150 I gave you what you wanted. 518 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,345 No, you gave me what I needed. 519 00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,750 What I want is your debt paid. 520 00:36:33,124 --> 00:36:34,683 If you touch Tulip, 521 00:36:36,061 --> 00:36:38,530 I will not lift another finger for you. 522 00:36:39,130 --> 00:36:41,326 Except to wring your goddamn... 523 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,167 Get her ready. 524 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,964 What're we gonna do with her now? 525 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:57,397 She's strong. We'll fight her in the Tombs. 526 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:26,965 Person ain't nothin' without their soul. 527 00:38:28,673 --> 00:38:29,868 I will pay your debt. 528 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,277 I will get you what you want. 529 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:34,973 But not like this. 530 00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:39,584 It's time to call the Grail. 531 00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,161 Did you enjoy your hindquarters? 532 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:55,062 Very much, Monsieur. Thank you. 533 00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,852 The Apocalypse approaches. 534 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:24,026 Looking forward to it, Allfather. 535 00:39:24,629 --> 00:39:28,657 On our command, the world governments will loose their nuclear arsenals, 536 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:30,668 and the world will be made anew. 537 00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:32,760 Nuclear? 538 00:39:33,171 --> 00:39:34,298 End of the world. 539 00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:37,500 As ordained. 540 00:39:38,009 --> 00:39:39,033 I... 541 00:39:39,410 --> 00:39:42,938 I thought that meant a run on the banks. 542 00:39:43,514 --> 00:39:47,645 Only fire can separate the True Believer from the False. 543 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,713 Only fire can pave the way for our Lord. 544 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,417 Jesus Christ. 545 00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,083 Exactly. 546 00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:01,599 Are you a True Believer, Starr? 547 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:03,398 Of course, I am. 548 00:40:04,736 --> 00:40:05,897 Are you, though? 549 00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:13,574 I serve the Holy Child and his tap-dancing majesty. 550 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,442 Good. 551 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:30,090 Then, let's talk about Jesse Custer. 552 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:51,410 Hey, Mrs. Rosen. 553 00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:54,347 Mr. Cassidy. You came back! 554 00:40:54,419 --> 00:40:57,514 Oh, my goodness. Everyone will be thrilled. 555 00:40:57,588 --> 00:40:58,715 Mmm. 556 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:01,857 Are you okay? You look poorly. 557 00:41:01,926 --> 00:41:04,862 Oh. I've been smoking crack all day. 558 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:10,034 Dear, that's no good for you. Come inside. 559 00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:15,806 - I'm making blondies! - Oh! Thank you. 560 00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:19,575 Yoo-hoo! 561 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:23,137 Everyone! Look who's home!